Lieutenant Clayton Heyward, who was based in California before he was deployed to Afghanistan recently, has posted a YouTube video that invites Katy to be his date at the West Coast Hornet Ball for F-18 pilots in Fresno. The clip spoofs Katy's hit "E.T.," and the lyrics include a small jab at her ex, Russell Brand: "You looked so sad at Coachella/Russ Brand really messed up/I can make you beam/You gotta admit, though, Arthur was pretty epic."

I think Lt. Heyward would be a better choice than John Mayer too. Here's the video.