As we get closer to the New Year I think about all the resolutions I've made over the years. I found this funny list of resolutons that I think you might get a laugh from
Courtesy of blakeflanery.hubpages.com
I will...
Start washing my hands after I use the restroom
Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth
Stop licking frozen flag poles.
Only get divorced and remarried once this year.
Watch more movie remakes.
Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.
Only eat white snow
Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes
